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Job Interviewer: So tell me about yourself.

Me: *grabs mic* whEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

louis2k10:

this gross dude messaged me on kik & I sent him a pic of Harry’s lips and this is what he said I can’t berethae

louis2k10:

this gross dude messaged me on kik & I sent him a pic of Harry’s lips and this is what he said I can’t berethae

(Source: calumashtons)

necturusmaculosus:

necturusmaculosus:

necturusmaculosus:

i-found-you-justine-time:

diglettdevious:

thegrinchlover:

DAMN IT DISNEY

PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT BEST RECYCLER EVER 

I’d like to see you hand draw full feature length films without ever recycling frames.

Just because someone can’t do or create something doesn’t mean they can’t criticize it or judge its quality.

I can’t make a summer blockbuster, but I can still say with a reasonable amount of certainty that the Transformers movies are crap.

I can’t build a blender, but if I try to make a strawberry banana smoothie and my blender fucking explodes, I’m completely justified in saying that it’s shitty and that it’s not built very well.

I hate the “Oh yeah? Well let’s see you do/make something better!” argument because most of the time it’s just lazy and it’s just an excuse to avoid criticism.

I’ve mostly seen it used by people who don’t put much effort into something, or simply just create something shitty, but don’t want to acknowledge or address any of its problems.

I mean, if someone watched one of my photography videos on YouTube and said something like, “This clip probably would have been better here,” or “The lighting here could’ve been better,” I’m not going to say, “OH YEAH? WELL LET’S SEE YOU MAKE SOMETHING BETTER!”

That’s just fucking childish.

btw god pretty much does that shit in the book of job

job is all like “hey god why do you allow all this pain and suffering in the world”

and god is like “I CREATED THE UNIVERSE DID U CREATE THE UNIVERSE NO I DIDN’T THINK SO SO SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT’S WHY”

(Source: thedreamthatyouwish)

graynbow:

Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…

embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.

(Source: zombieque)

mercutio: i can see what's happening

benvolio: what?

mercutio: and they don't have a clue!

benvolio: stop

mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two

benvolio: people are dying

icequeenchad:

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

lms if you want a relationship like this