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Job Interviewer: So tell me about yourself.
Me: *grabs mic* whEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
me with friends: 9/10 would bang
me with family: what's a boy
mercutio: i can see what's happening
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying
my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills
like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money
but they hardly ever talked or saw each other
and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there
lms if you want a relationship like this